All the reasons to live!

We assume today is a National holiday in Sweden, as the nation celebrates schlager drottning Carola's birthday! The forever youthful Swedish Eurovision winner Carola will spend her day like this... possibly....

7am - Wake up and morning prayers.

Dear God,
Make me look younger as I grow older,
And give me all the reasons to live,
Amen.

9am - Strutting and shopping in Stockholm.

11am - Elevenese with Thomas G:son to arrange the text och musik for the next album. Carola to suggest adding the word ingenting into every song to gain writing credits and royalties!

12pm - Lunch with Kikki

2pm - Cancel afternoon tea with Kikki

2.02pm - A spot of style och consulting with Rickard Engfors.

4pm - Hair appointment - perhaps a shampoo and set followed obviously by a blast from her favourite wind machine!

5pm - Phone Aftonbladet and Expressen to anonymously tip them off about the venue for and time of her birthday party.

5.10pm - Decide which dark sunglasses to wear.

5.32pm - Final decision on the party frock, phone Rickard to ask him what he thinks about blue?

7pm - Arrive at undisclosed party location, await photographers and pray for them.

9pm - Enter party, cut a slice of cake for Kikki and dance the night away!

10pm - Get the stormvind machine to blow out the 41 candles on the cake (minus the Kikki's slices)

11pm - Stage a 'shocka slappa did you get the snappa' moment as ingenting kan stoppa Carola thrashing Lena Ph. with a microphone stand.

11.59pm - Go home, night prayers and bed, to dream about the front page of the press.

NB Don't forget botox top up, every four hours!

Join us to sing happy birthday to Saint Carola!

Grattis på födelsedagen!

Love the Melodimen x