Panic has set in at the Chapel of Carola as the communion wine appears to be ingenting. There are no smiles in the congregation, apart from one guest who seems to have bra vibrationer.
Poor Kikki's head might well be bong bonging this morning, but like us hopefully she enjoyed celebrating Carola's Official 34th birthday again.
Meanwhile, it might be a shocka that Carola is not round at God's studio apartment today, she's busy preparing some Christmas Carols. She's changed a few (to get on the text och musik credits and boost her royalties for the botox fund.) First up Silent Night now Wailing Night.
This is in readiness for 'A Classic Christmas Night'. According to Nathalie Joo, Liza Minelli is performing four concerts in Sweden. In Stockholm on December 7th and 8th and Göteborg on 11th and 12th, Carola might join her! However, Carola har inte gått att nå för en kommentar. Nor is Kikki, this morning, we reckon!
So if your Carola celebrations are leaving you not Feeling good, here's Kikki Danielsson's Eurovision entry from 1985 - Bra vibrationer!
Text: Ingela 'Plinging it again' Forsman och musik: Lasse 'Come' Holm.
Guaranteed to give you a bounce!
1 comments:
Great but not as good as the 1985 Danish song. The set that year was so small and flat it could have been a corner of BBC Pebble Mill!
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